I Eat MILF and Cookies

It’s a joke about milk and cookies. Mostly. This one’s for those with a sense of humor, a sweet tooth, and no filter. Hang it from your rearview and let everyone at the red light wonder whether you misspelled it. (You didn’t.)

Every freshie is handmade from aroma beads, baked into molds, and hand-painted to order. Choose your scent from this month's scent list. It hangs from your rearview mirror with the included string, and the scent lasts about a month. Want different colors? Add a note in the color modifications box.

Made to order: please allow 7-14 business days.